Tofu, sushi, a nice teriyaki,
Washed down with and excellent sake…
She undressed and bowed
To the gathering crowd
For the post-dinner bonding bukkake
Tag: limerick
Ploughing a furrow
She’d already been fucked to excess,
But kept smiling and tried not to stress…
She could just barely grunt,
As he ploughed her poor cunt,
Which he kept doing, nevertheless.
Love hurts
She remained resolutely enamoured…
“I l-l-l-love you!” she stammered,
Not even appalled
By her tits being mauled,
And her poor pretty arse being hammered!
Prestidigitation
She thought kissing the chap might be grand…
And she couldn’t, then, quite understand…
He was touching her there,
On her never mind where…
The sly bastard, by some sleight of hand!
The conspiracy
Sneaky bastards, they’d plotted and schemed
To get into her knickers it seemed…
Took her out, got her pissed,
In the mood to be kissed…
Now she’s gonna be damn double teamed!
A cock has no conscience
Though their romance was still only nascent,
She’d somehow become too complacent…
She lay on her front…
His cock nosed at her cunt…
But plunged into the hole that’s adjacent!
Then and now
“Stop! Please stop!” she begged, weary and teary.
“No way. I ain’t done with you dearie.
Not fun anymore?
But you liked it before…
Suck it up!” he said, nastily cheery.
On edge
She was out shopping, horny and edgy…
Her tight thong a maddening wedgie
Beneath her short frock…
God! She needed some cock!
A juice bottle? Some suitable vegie?
Elven
“God! She’s tiny!” he thought to himself…
But her body was bloody top shelf…
So he figured “Why not?”
Gave the girl his best shot…
It felt like he was fucking an elf!
Indiscriminate
Not a slut, but a bit unrefined…
You can fuck her in front or behind.
Black, white, whatever size,
Should the question arise,
She’ll most likely be that way inclined.