She was fond of sex, supine or prone,
With a partner or two, or alone,
Always had been, it seemed…
As a kid, who’d have dreamed?
How she wished now that somehow she’d known!
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Hardball
So the prick thinks that he’s the damn boss…
Well, he’ll soon see she don’t give a toss…
Or a suck, or a fuck…
Kiss her ass, the damn schmuck!
Hardball, blue balls… it’s his fuckin loss!
Undress code
So the dress code says “Bondage”… strange theme…
It’s a bit kinky then, it would seem…
Latex, nipple rings, chains
Riding crops, whips and canes,
All that, yep, and get ready to scream!
Magnanimity
“So, I’ve got a big cunt,” she said. “Sue me!
It ain’t huge, it’s just kinda roomy…
Fuck off if you like…
Fuckin’ get on yer bike…
Or just do what yer fuckin’ like to me!”
Upkeep
“Just get whores,” said his mate. “It’s much cheaper… “
Well, yeah… but his girlfriend’s a keeper…
Right from their first screw…
He’d said “Alright for you?”
“Yeah,” she said. “Fuck me harder and deeper!”
Snug
“You can try if you like,” she said sweetly…
He did, and it fitted quite neatly…
So snugly indeed,
And with which she agreed,
That she said “Stick it in me completely!”
Mama’s girl
I’m still too young she said, but I’m keen
About doing stuff… know what I mean?
And like, when I grow up,
When I suck, not throw up…
My mum says maybe when I’m sixteen.
Miaow
“Well, my boy,” said the whore. “You’re damn young,
But I gotta say, fuckin well hung!
Your first pussy huh? Cool!
Does it taste good? How’s school?
What’s the matter kid ? Cat got your tongue?”
Falling
Just the prospect of sex was appalling…
The grunting, the smells, the damned mauling…
It seemed though she must…
It was part of it… lust…
Of this love into which she was falling.
Give and take
” I don’t wanna do nuthin, just look,”
He said, lying, but that’s all it took…
So she showed him her tits
And he groped her pink bits…
And then fucked her, and called her a sook.