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Postman’s knock

She rubs, licks it, all shy-like and shivery;
Big and hard, knob sort of livery,
Gives it a suck,
Up and down and … Oh fuck!
Here his cum comes! Splat! Special delivery!

Author petePosted on March 8, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cum, fellatio, fuck, knob, lick, limerick, rub, suck

Oral instruction

“Can you not find my damn clit or what?
Lick it! Tickle it! Rub! Spit! The lot!
We’ll get round to your fuck,
Just get down there and suck!
Yes! Oh God! Yes! That’s just hit the spot!”

Author petePosted on November 26, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags clit, clitoris, fuck, hit the spot, lick, limerick, rub, spit, suck

In the shit

Though ’twas only the tip, as if stung
By a cane or a whip, highly-strung,
She screamed “That’s a bit rum!
Get it out of my bum!
Struth! ‘Twas only a slip of the tongue!

Author petePosted on July 30, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags arse, cunnilingus, lick, licked, limerick, slip of the tongue, tip

Go figure!

She was friendly, with quite a nice figure;
Applied herself to him with vigour.
With each rub and lick
Of his all too keen prick
It grew steadily harder and bigger!

Author petePosted on March 16, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags figure, harder, lick, limerick, prick, rub

Lucky dip

Oh my God! What a lovely surprise!
A fat prick of improbable size!
Though afraid it won’t fit,
She licks, rubs it with spit,
And then spreads her legs gamely and tries!

Author petePosted on February 10, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags big prick, lick, limerick, spit, suck

Intermissionary

She’d have much preferred more lick, less bite,
Which she made love to him, still, despite,
With his cock like a fist,
Which she stroked now, and kissed,
Just to give her poor cunt some respite!

Author petePosted on March 28, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, bite, cock, cunt, fist, kissed, lick, limerick, made love, stroked

A bushel and a peck

So, she gave him a kiss, just a peck.
It was nice, so she thought “What the heck?”
Then he got out his prick,
And she gave it a lick;
It was soon in her, up to her neck!

Author petePosted on November 1, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, kiss, lick, limerick, prick

Speaking in tongues

She’d been licked, and she liked how it felt;
She knew, too, how cocks tasted and smelt.
Cunnilingus she knew,
And fellatio too,
Though she didn’t know how they were spelt.

Author adminPosted on June 3, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags cunnilingus, fellatio, lick, licked, limerick, smell, speaking in tongues

Turkish delight

They call Fatima “Turkish delight”;
Soft, brown skin, pink inside, sweet to bite!
Tasting, smelling of roses.
Sniff! Lick, as she dozes!
A thousand nights fucked, and still tight!

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags bite, fucked, lick, limerick, pink, sniff, tight, Turkish, Turkish delight

Impeccable taste

“Though I know, my girl, how I repel you,
I’ll pay well; just do as I tell you:
No soap or shampoo.
Do not wipe when you poo
And lie still, while I lick you and smell you!”

Author petePosted on February 24, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags lick, limerick, poo, prostitution, smell

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