He said “Come on, please , babe, have a heart!
We can still stay two metres apart…
I won’t touch you, won’t cough…
Can’t you watch me jerk off?
It ain’t much, but at least it’s a start.
Tag: Jerk off
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He’s a very strange fellow indeed.
Said Miss Jones, and her sister agreed,
Never wanting to screw…
All he wanted to do
Was jerk off, while he watched, while they peed.
Comely wench
Naked wench, she was certainly comely!
The damn ninny gaped at her dumbly,
Then unzipped his fly,
Looked her straight in the eye,
And just jerked himself off, rather rumly!
Sexual hygiene
Fungi, viruses, prions, bacteria,
Cunts are a germ cafeteria!
Look, but don’t touch!
Just jerk off or some such,
While you stare at its tempting exterior.
No pressure
“No big thing,” he said. “No need to stress!
Maybe some other time you’ll say yes.
Jerk me off then, instead,
Or just give me some head.
One way’s good as the next, more or less!”