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Ardent

In the park, as he struggled to pierce
Her hymen, she, urgent and fierce,
Cried out, in her ardour,
“Fuck! Just fuck me harder!
For fucksake! Somebody might see us!”

Author adminPosted on October 23, 2023Categories AOTags first fuck, hymen, limerick, public sex

Not just a pretty face

Pretty face, a good body, sweet-scented,
Though kissed and groped, never been entered,
Her hymen intact,
(I can vouch for the fact),
Although frayed at the edges and dented!

Author adminPosted on November 12, 2020Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, virgin

The fitting room

It just fitted, delightfully tightly!
Her hymen did slow things down, slightly.
She didn’t mind much,
(Just some squealing and such).
“Good! That’s out of the way!” she said brightly.

Author petePosted on July 9, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, hymen, limerick, tight pussy, virgin

Over the hump

It just fitted, delightfully tightly!
Her hymen impeded him slightly.
She didn’t mind much,
(Just some squealing and such);
“Well, that’s out of the way!” she said brightly.

Author petePosted on July 7, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, hymen, limerick, tight pussy, virgin

Never to be repeated offer

Husky-voiced, dusky-skinned, musky-scented;
Big-bosomed, all girl, not augmented;
And hymen intact!
(Well, in actual fact,
Though not broken, extensively dented.)

Author petePosted on December 17, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags big bosom, hymen, limerick, musk, musky, virgin, virginity

Forgive us our trespasses

Her transgression was terribly minor;
Well yes, he did touch her vagina,
(Quite pleasant, in fact),
But her hymen’s intact,
And what harm in a nice 69er?

Author petePosted on February 9, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags 69er, hymen, limerick, sixty niner, vagina, virgin, virginity

Maidenhead revisited

He gets part-way in, gives it a nudge,
Tries again, but her hymen won’t budge!
She says “Have one more go.
Fucking just do it!” So
A man shouldn’t, of course, hold a grudge.

Author petePosted on November 24, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, hymen, limerick, virgin, virginity

A will and a way

He pushed hard, and he gave it a nudge,
But her hymen, alas, wouldn’t budge,
He thought just one last go…
With a running start… though
This, of course, was a bit of a fudge!

Author adminPosted on August 15, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags hymen, limerick, virgin, virginity

The rending of the curtain

“Does that hurt?” he enquired, politely,
“No, no, it feels good!” she said brightly.
Then, on the next stroke,
Something inside her broke!
“God! That’s torn it!” he muttered, contritely.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, hymen, limerick, politeness, virgin, virginity

Oops!

What with wondering if it would fit,
Having poked round the outside a bit,
Going on about love,
He just gave one more shove,
And then something gave way and  … “Oh shit!”

Author adminPosted on June 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, love, virgin, virginity

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