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Being fucked by consecutive boys
Is a job that she rather enjoys,
And if some rich guy spends
Enough, she and her friends
Don’t mind being executive toys!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags executive toys, fucked, limerick, prostitution, sex toys, toys

Horoscope

Pisces, Virgo, their stars were aligned,
So they rooted. Love’s after all blind!
That particular night
It just seemed sort of right,
To just fuck, and she didn’t much mind.

Author petePosted on September 1, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fucked, horoscope, limerick, Pisces, rooted, Virgo

What friends are for

She bumped into, and fucked, an old flame;
It was good fun. They laughed and she came.
Then he screwed her again.
What a prince among men!
That they’d broken up seemed such a shame!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags came, fucked, limerick, old flame, screwed

The bohemian

Her behaviour, at times, gave one pause.
Things she said caused the dropping of jaws.
If she fucked indiscreetly,
She’d simply smile sweetly,
When found out, and say “Well, up yours!”

Author petePosted on June 17, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags bohemian, fucked, limerick, promiscuity

Social climber

She’d been blessed with a healthy libido;
“Use sex to get on” was her credo.
She’d sometimes put out
For a punter or tout,
But fucked anything in a tuxedo.

Author petePosted on May 31, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags fucked, libido, limerick, prostitution, put out, social climber, tuxedo

Test-drive it today!

Made of steel and wood, nuts and bolts,
Lots of grunt, the full two-forty volts,
Her mechanical cock
Out-fucked any dumb jock,
And without a man’s frustrating faults.

Author petePosted on April 28, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags cock, dildo, fucked, limerick, mechanical cock, nuts and bolts

Making a virtue of necessity

He was rough, and a bit of a lech.
He just stripped her and fucked her, poor wretch!
Foreplay? None of the sort!
“Lucky, ain’t it,” she thought.
“Pussies self-lubricate, and they stretch!”

Author petePosted on April 20, 2014February 4, 2020Categories AOTags foreplay, fucked, intelligent design, limerick, lubricate, pussies, rough sex, stretch, stripped

Highs and lows

In a doorway, behind a closed shop,
They smoked dope, he unfastened her top.
They were horny and high;
She had sex with the guy.
Well, he fucked her. She didn’t say stop!

Author petePosted on January 27, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags consent, dope, fucked, high, horny, limerick, marijuana, public sex

Behaving rumly

When he’d fucked her, she’d just lain there dumbly.
When done, she’d got dressed and left glumly.
It spoiled the fun,
Or it might well have done,
Had the damn wench not been so damn comely!

Author petePosted on December 10, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags behaving rumly, comely wench, fucked, limerick, wench

Without benefit of clergy

When he fucked her, she got quite enraged,
But her guilt pangs were somewhat asuaged,
Lying there in his bed,
Yes, he loved her, he said.
“Good!” she said. “Does this mean we’re engaged?”

Author petePosted on November 6, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags consent, engaged, fucked, guilt, limerick, love

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