A respectable woman she ain’t,
But what girl has a past free from taint?
And you only live once…
And God gave women cunts
To be fucked, not because they look quaint?
Tag: fucked
The actress
“I’m an actress!” she cried from her heart.
“When I’m naked, my legs wide apart,
Cocks in this and that hole,
I’m just living the role!
It’s not porn, it’s romantic! It’s art!”
Near thing
She’d decided to do it tonight,
To her boyfriend’s excited delight,
But, since neither one knew
How exactly to screw,
She was damn near fucked, but not quite.
Fatal attraction
Though the girl had a cunt like a chasm,
When fucked, and she came to orgasm,
The rash fellow who
Had embarked on a screw
Would be squashed, balls and all, by the spasm.
Best laid plans
Though he tried out his best corny pick-up,
The girl whom he fancied his dick up
Said “No thanks. Get fucked,
I’m a bloke, nipped and tucked.”
Best laid plans tend to oft strike a hiccup!