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Sabbath stroll

On a Sunday in March, Bishop Fry
No-one knows but the Lord perhaps, why,
Was observed in the Strand
With his dick in his hand,
Mumbling “What a good fellow am I!”

Author adminPosted on December 3, 2024Categories AOTags exhibitioniat, flasher, limerick, religion

After school

“Put it back in your pants, you damn fool,
Or you want me to tell the whole school?”
She said. “Ugly damn thing…
Like a limp piece of string…
God! It’s not even hard! Just not cool.”

Author adminPosted on February 22, 2022Categories AOTags flasher, limerick, schoolgirl

Shock and awe

“Want a fuck?” he said, sort of off-handish.
She laughed. It just seemed so outlandish!
He then, to her shock,
Said “I’ve got a nice cock…”
Which he whipped out, to gleefully brandish!

Author adminPosted on July 30, 2020Categories AOTags big cock, flasher, limerick, proposition

Not bashful

On reflection, she’d been a bit rash,
To have popped out her tits, done a flash!
The lads choked on their beers,
So, (clapping and cheers),
She’d bent down and showed them her gash!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags flash, flasher, flashing tits, gash, limerick

No such thing as bad publicity

The damn guy was a serial pest;
Even flashing his cock! (Not impressed).
It was pretty big, though…
She should give it a go…
Well, he wouldn’t say no, she’d have guessed!

Author petePosted on July 9, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, flasher, limerick, serial pest, stalker flashing cock

Flasher

Rather cheeky perhaps, a bit rash,
She’d have said no, except for the cash,
“Get your tits out and smile,”
He said. “Yeah, That’s the style!
Spread your legs a bit more, baby…  FLASH!”

Author petePosted on April 11, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags flasher, flashing tits, limerick, tits

Victim impact statement

Quite disgraceful, the way that he acted!
One understands how she reacted.
To whip out his ♠♥♠♦ !
Well, imagine her shock!
And to squeeze her ♠♣♠♣ ! (Rude words redacted.)

Author petePosted on March 21, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags cock, flasher, limerick, redacted, tits

The centre of attention

Just to tease, drive him wild, to be mean,
Skirt hitched up, so it all could be seen,
She smiled, parted her thighs,
As she watched, as his eyes
Fixed upon the pink parts in between!

Author petePosted on March 2, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags flasher, flashing pussy, limerick, pink bits, tease

Self-restraint

She walked round the house mostly undressed;
Flashed her neighbour some arse or some breast.
He was awfully cute!
She’d have loved a nice root,
But best not, not to foul her own nest.

Author petePosted on January 31, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags arse, breast, flasher, foul the nest, limerick, root, undressed

The milk of human kindness

In the shadows a strange man was lurking,
His cock hard, hand rubbing and jerking.
“Poor bastard!” Amused,
“A girl might be excused
If she threw him a fuck!” she thought, smirking.

Author petePosted on February 25, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cock, flasher, fuck, limerick

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