Coming of age

“Now you’re old enough, let’s have a drink!”
Said his Dad, with a lecherous wink.
“And with moderate luck,
You might get your first fuck!
Try the barmaid, ay? What do you think?”

Tutorial

“Not a bad try, but room to improve,”
She said. “Just stick your dick in the groove…
Now, slide down… Not too far!
Back a bit… There you are!
Now push. Harder! For fuck’s sake, boy! Move!”