Amateur night

“Oh, for fuck’s sake! Come on!” she thought, sighing.
Poor boy, he was just about crying…
He’d got in at last,
Came lamentably fast…
A boy-virgin, it seemed, no denying!

Angelic

Past eighteen and still virginal, quaintly…
Angelic face… arse not so saintly…
She gave in at last…
It was urgent and fast…
“Gosh! That’s it? What the fuck?” she said faintly.