“Fuck,” he thought, “that was pretty damn rough!”
The date seemed to have gone well enough…
He’d said “Fancy a screw?”
And so what did she do?
Slapped his face and went off in a huff!
Tag: first date
First date
She’d been asked on a date… which was good!
When he tried to have sex, which he would…
(With the way she was dressed),
Well, she’d fuck him, she guessed,
It was just, pretty much, understood.
First love
“Well, of course, true, it’s not the worst fate,
To be fucked on one’s very first date,
Just a jolly surprise!”
She said, love in her eyes.
“And the root, I must say, was first-rate!”
First date
Her first date! Her mum whispered “Now, Bessie,
He seems nice. His outfit’s quite dressy,
But, suit or no suit,
He’ll be wanting a root,
Which, you’ll find, will be terribly messy!”
The spoils
Though her parents could not have been stricter,
Love finally turned out the victor;
It might have been fate,
Or else, on that first date,
Rather possibly, how he had licked her!