Mindful

He’s mouth-fucking her, fists in her hair…
He pulls out, lets her come up for air…
Though she seems not to mind,
Some might think it unkind…
But he’ll fuck her cunt too… like, fair’s fair.

Lateral thinking

When he came she said “Yuk!” and “Ah phooey!
This stuff is gross! Fishy and gooey…
Don’t go for the taste…
It would go less to waste
Bacon-flavoured maybe, and more chewy.