I don’t mind if a girl likes her booze:
She’s less likely, when asked, to refuse.
She might give you fellatio,
There, on the patio.
Nice. But watch out if she spews!
Tag: fellatio
The squatter’s wife
When the swaggies called in for some tucker
The squatter’s wife’s lips used to pucker.
They’d trudge through the heat
For a month for this sweet
Unsolicited generous succour.
Compromise
So… she’d suck him, to keep herself chaste,
Though if caught she’d be shamed and disgraced.
He seemed happy enough…
And she swallowed his stuff…
And in fact came to quite like the taste!
The mouths of babes
Though her pussy was all too capacious,
It’s piercings crass, ostentatious,
Her tits like balloons,
And her arse like twin moons,
God! Her mouth was superbly fellatious!
Life’s not meant to be easy
The old bastard was foul mouthed and sleazy.
His foreskin was rancid and cheesy…
She thought “Fuck. Okay.
A day’s work, a day’s pay…
Yep, she’d suck him, although she felt queasy.”
Answer to a maiden’s prayer
Though his cock smelt and tasted so yucky,
Though cum-spattered, sticky and mucky,
She had in fact prayed
Not to die an old maid,
So considered herself kind of lucky.
The catch
She’s a catch, he thought, splendidly built,
As he plunged his cock in to the hilt,
And then in her sweet gob…
And she did a grand job…
Not a drop of his jism was spilt.
Suck it up
She resisted… she fought tooth and claw…
Just about dislocated her jaw…
So what more could she do…
Maybe bite, maybe spew…
Except suck… though it stuck in her craw!
Turkey trot
In her killer stilettos she hobbled…
Her tits and arse jiggled and wobbled…
Smut-puppet, a clown…
Her head bobbed up and down,
As she giggled and gurgled and gobbled.
Saving face
She falls into his fevered embrace…
Though to fuck him, of course, means disgrace…
There’s her mouth… or her bum…
Which explains how his cum…
And her shit are all over her face!