Though her pussy was all too capacious,
It’s piercings crass, ostentatious,
Her tits like balloons,
And her arse like twin moons,
God! Her mouth was superbly fellatious!
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Ruby the heart breaker
Her rich guy buys her pearls, buys her rubies,
He paid for her splendid new boobies!
She acts little-girly…
No bush long and curly…
She waxes her arsehole and pubies.
Internal Revenue
What expenses might hookers deduct?
Washing sheets upon which they’ve been fucked?
Dildos, condoms, the lubes…
The enhancement of boobs?
Having pussy hair waxed, trimmed and plucked?
Nether world
Seedy strip joint, loud music and strobes…
On the stage a bored showgirl disrobes,
Humps the pussy-slick pole,
Kneels, fingers her hole,
Bends and shakes her improbable globes.
Chimera
Lion-maned, breasts half-orbs, hemispherical,
Tail and claws… she’s chimerical!
Gargoyle or Sphinx…
Splendid tits though, he thinks…
Body-mod gone berserk… damn hysterical
Too good to be true
Splendid breasts… perfect twin fleshy spheres…
Too perfect perhaps, it appears…
No sway and no bounce…
Usability counts!
Look, don’t touch, he unhappily fears.
Jaded
“Goodness me! What a big cock!” she cooed.
“Fuck my arse off!” The woman’s so crude.
Bigger tits than his wife,
(She’s been under the knife).
All the same, he’s just not in the mood.
Back to nature
Her makeover had been rather drastic.
She thought she looked fucking fantastic!
But sadly for her
It seems most guys prefer
To chomp saggy tits, not bloody plastic!
Elasticity of demand
The fuck, frankly, was not that fantastic;
Her big tits turned out to be plastic,
But boy! What a fit!
And he had to admit
She was certainly enthusiastic!
The real things
If you think a girl’s tits might be fake,
There are several tests you can make;
Do they droop when set free?
Maybe suck ’em and see,
Or just grab ’em and give ’em a shake.