She gets off on her hand, odds and ends…
A brush handle, a spoon, it depends…
The right length, the right shape,
For a bit of self-rape…
If it’s smooth, if it’s firm, if it bends.
Tag: dildo
Edging
She’s as horny as fuck, wet and edgy
Her soaked thong a self-bondage wedgie…
No man to be had…
God a girl could go mad…
Or make do with a bottle or veggie!
Needs
She lies naked in bed while he reads,
Spurned, ignored, but a woman has needs,
Big black dildo at work…
Fucking loser! Prick! Jerk!
And a long string of fat anal beads!
Best
Kinda like reinventing the wheel…
Her dildos, hand… once a live eel…
All so second best…
She got off, yeah, she guessed,
Not a patch, though, on fucking for real!
With mustard
He was so big she thought she might burst…
Fuck your cock and fuck fucking she cursed!
Take it out, your damn prick… I’ll
Just use a damn pickle…
Or sausage, if wurst comes to wurst!
The shape of things to cum
A young lady with features angelic
Got off on most anything phallic:
Paint-brushes or pencils,
Or kitchen utensils
And dildos of wood or metallic.
Truncheon
“I’ve been raped!” she exclaimed when he found her,
To Constable Murphy, the bounder,
Who broke up the mob,
And then finished the job,
With his seven-inch-long quarter-pounder!
Self satisfaction
When folks asked her if she had a boy,
She would blush, and come over all coy…
Just look down, shake her head…
Shyly leaving unsaid
She preferred her big, black fucking toy!
Job description
Fat blokes, skinny blokes, sometimes a mob…
Dildos, dicks, fingers, corn on the cob…
Do a lap dance or twerk,
It’s all just a day’s work…
Getting tied up… all part of the job.
Vegan sex
For the want of a flesh and blood prick,
Something else, something longish and thick,
Hefty, smooth, with a bend
And a knob on its end…
A big aubergine might do the trick!