Epiphany

She thought “Yep, I’m beyond overweight…
Floppy tits, the big belly… not great!
All this fat! To be blunt,
Hard to find my damn cunt!
Little wonder I can’t get a date!”

Her new bike

Her new bike has a basket in front,
Good for exercise… huff, puff and grunt!
A nice bell on the bar,
But, of course, best by far,
How its saddle-beak rubs on her cunt!