“You’re a cad and a bounder, she cursed.
“Rape me! Bugger me! Do your damn worst!
Tie me up, if you must,
From your excess of lust…
But for God’s sake, go down on me first!”
Tag: cunnilingus
Calling the shots
“You must do what I say, to the letter,”
She said. “Lick my cunt, make it wetter.
I must come first… twice…
A third time would be nice,
And a fourth and a fifth even better. “
Miaow
“Well, my boy,” said the whore. “You’re damn young,
But I gotta say, fuckin well hung!
Your first pussy huh? Cool!
Does it taste good? How’s school?
What’s the matter kid ? Cat got your tongue?”
Umami
Though her cunt did taste slightly of fish,
For what more could a man ever wish?
He continued to savour
Her delicate flavour,
Then plunged in his cock, with a squish!
Upstairs, downstairs
While the scullery maid grimly clung
To the step-ladder’s uppermost rung,
Jack, the house-keeper’s boy,
Gave her spasms of joy,
‘Neath her skirt, with the tip of his tongue!
Well hung
A young squire was trapped by his tongue,
In a chastity belt that was sprung:
He was saved from this plight,
By her husband, the knight,
To be after drawn, quartered and hung!
That’s amore
Way to go
Sing the praises of sexual martyrs!
Take Patrick the Purple for starters:
While licking the loins
Of a nun, and their joins,
He was strangled to death in her garters.
Words fail her
She found sex just a trifle absurd…
Laughed a lot, if and when it occurred…
The conceit of the young!
And that thing with his tongue…
Cunni-something… My God, what’s the word?
Playing for keeps
There she is, on the ground on all fours,
With his juvenile cock in her jaws,
And she says, through clenched teeth
To the boy underneath,
“Lick me good, if you wanna keep yours!”