Dude

She walks up to the bloke, says “Hey dude!
Wanna root? Like, Im just in the mood.”
And the guy turns around
Looks her up, looks her down,
Like he’s hungry, and maybe she’s food.

Vacancy

The young soldier checked into his billet…
Madame knew her way round a skillet…
“There’s also”, she said
“A warm place in my bed,
By the way, if you wanted to fill it.”

Spiv

A right charmer! A bit of a spiv..
But how much of a toss did she give?
If she went the whole way,
Fucked him, like, she dared say
What the fuck? Right? She’d probably live.

Then and now

“Stop! Please stop!” she begged, weary and teary.
“No way. I ain’t done with you dearie.
Not fun anymore?
But you liked it before…
Suck it up!” he said, nastily cheery.