She walks up to the bloke, says “Hey dude!
Wanna root? Like, Im just in the mood.”
And the guy turns around
Looks her up, looks her down,
Like he’s hungry, and maybe she’s food.
Tag: consent
A village lass
There’s a sweet little lass from Kildare,
Who’s not sure quite what should go where…
Like which hole is for what…
Should it go there or not?
But in practice, she doesn’t much care.
Vacancy
The young soldier checked into his billet…
Madame knew her way round a skillet…
“There’s also”, she said
“A warm place in my bed,
By the way, if you wanted to fill it.”
Spiv
A right charmer! A bit of a spiv..
But how much of a toss did she give?
If she went the whole way,
Fucked him, like, she dared say
What the fuck? Right? She’d probably live.
Affirmative action
Should I fuck him? she thought . Might as well.
He might have a nice cock… who can tell?
Might go down on me too…
I could use a nice screw…
Fuck him, suck him… why not? Yes, I shall.
The personal touch
“You can touch it, you know. It won’t bite…
I don’t think so, at least… but it might…
And your cock’s getting bigger…”
She said. “And I figure
You might as well fuck me, alright?”
Then and now
“Stop! Please stop!” she begged, weary and teary.
“No way. I ain’t done with you dearie.
Not fun anymore?
But you liked it before…
Suck it up!” he said, nastily cheery.
Indiscriminate
Not a slut, but a bit unrefined…
You can fuck her in front or behind.
Black, white, whatever size,
Should the question arise,
She’ll most likely be that way inclined.
Quick thinking
He said “Fancy a bit of a tumble?”
She thought “Mmm, a girl shouldn’t grumble…
It’s late in the night…”
So she said “Yep, alright…
Just a quickie but…” all in a mumble.
Sunny side up
Her improbably long, slender legs,
Her cute arse, tits like yummy poached eggs,
Naked, down on her knees…
“Oh god! Please! Pretty please!
Fuck my brains out, for fucksake!” she begs