All the awkwardness, stress and expense…
What if somehow he caused her offence?
Better just be a loner,
Stay home, stroke his boner…
No girls… shit it only makes sense!
Tag: celibacy
Celibacy
On account of his sinful condition,
A priest is, by strict definition,
Through sleeping alone,
Inescapably prone
To the nocturnal sin of emission.
Taking the vow
A young priest, once frocked up and anointed,
Must find himself quite disappointed,
Not getting to screw
Little sluts (though some do),
Perky titted and flexible jointed.