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Lofty pursuits

He made love to her up in the loft,
Throughout which she was itchy and coughed.
Though the fucking was nice,
She was scared of the mice,
And the straw scratched her bum, although soft.

Author adminPosted on April 15, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags a roll in the hay, bum, fucking, hay, limerick, lofty pursuits

Youth versus experience

He was well-endowed, true, the young blighter,
Which made it, though, still, none the righter;
“I could be his mum!”
She thought, squeezing his bum,
To get all of him in, all the tighter!

Author adminPosted on April 13, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, bum, limerick, older woman

His sister’s keeper

There she stood, at last, nude, not a stitch!
He advanced … then his plans struck a hitch;
His hand cupped her smooth bum …
“Let her go! I’ll tell Mum!”
Yelled her snotty kid brother, the snitch!

Author adminPosted on April 7, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, not a stitch, nude, seduction, voyeurism

A hem

Her hands clutching the hem of her dress,
Which just covers her bum, more or less,
Her eyes don’t meet the eyes
Of the wolf-whistling guys,
Though she knows that they’re looking, I guess.

Author adminPosted on April 2, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bum, exhibitionist, limerick, short skirt, wolf-whistle

The gigolo

She awaited her handsome young gigolo,
Wishing her bum didn’t jiggle so,
Blushing and nude,
Having paid to be screwed;
It would give all her girlfriends a giggle though!

Author adminPosted on March 21, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags blushing, blushing bride, bum, gigolo, limerick, screwed

A clowther of cats

Getting sex, cash, by far’s, most effective;
A rich guy can be more selective.
Big tits? A nice bum?
Fuck them all, or just some?
Pussy glut! What’s the proper collective?

Author adminPosted on March 17, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, bum, fuck, limerick, prostitution, pussy

Repartee

“You have beautiful _______”,  (hands) (buttocks) (tits)
He said, fondling her _________.  (arm) (bum) (pink bits)
She replied, “Is that so?
_________! (Thank you) (Piss off) (Let go)
Fuck yourself anywhere that it fits!”

Author adminPosted on February 25, 2013June 20, 2024Categories AOTags bum, buttocks, fondling, fuck, limerick, pink bits, piss, tits

His pound of flesh

Pretty, headstrong, and apt to be rash,
For a fee, she’d adapt to the lash.
A sore bum, a fat purse;
It could well have been worse,
And she was, so to say, strapped for cash.

Author petePosted on July 26, 2012February 3, 2020Categories AOTags bum, lash, limerick, masochist, prostitution, S&M, strapped

Erotic tableau

They were nestled together like spoons,
Her bare bum like two bright, shiny moons,
His huge prick in between;
(This is getting obscene),
Like those Japanese porno cartoons!

Author petePosted on July 1, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags bum, Japanese, limerick, obscene, prick, shunga

It adds up

In seduction, a girl may be dumb,
Yet get by, with this quick rule of thumb:
If a man likes her scent,
He’s a hundred percent
To just love how she twitches her bum!

Author petePosted on June 27, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, scent, seduction

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