bondage – Page 3 – Pete's Limericks

Coquette

A young girl, mostly shy and coquettish,
Evinces a singular fetish:
She has to be stripped,
And be tied up and whipped,
Before she becomes at all wettish!

Suspense

A young man, rather smart, but a bully,
One tied a girl’s legs to a pulley,
Attached to the ceiling,
Thus subtly revealing
His object of interest more fully.

Keep smiling

Bondage sounded, like, edgy and fun…
Shoulda pulled up her panties and run!
Bein’ tied up and buggered…
Fuck! Pretty damn rugged!
A pain in the arse! ‘Scuse the pun.

On rotation

This whole bondage thing’s much over-rated,
She thought… wondered what she most hated…
Hog-tied, spit-roasted
Fucked, TikTokked and posted..
Upended, tossed, tumbled, rotated!

Her thing

She likes tying her tits up with string,
Hanging weights on her nipples, that swing
As she walks… her tits blue,
Swollen, painful… Who knew
That such strange shit was even a thing!

Inverted snobbery

“So… I’m hanging upside fucking down,
While he fucks me,” she thinks, with a frown…
“Taking videos too…
To show goodness knows who…
I’ll no doubt be the talk of the town!”

Oh dear

“The new house… I’ve been thinking, my dear.
This bondage thing’s quite fun, I hear…
Those architect chaps…
A small dungeon perhaps?
You’d look smashing in latex!” (Sly leer.)

Job description

Fat blokes, skinny blokes, sometimes a mob…
Dildos, dicks, fingers, corn on the cob…
Do a lap dance or twerk,
It’s all just a day’s work…
Getting tied up… all part of the job.

Convention

She said “Gentlemen! Please! Some decorum!
We do seem to now have a quorum.
So, welcome! (Applause)
From us pain sluts and whores,
To the Bondage and Discipline Forum!”