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Spoilt for choice

Young and nubile, he’d said to her pimp;
There she is, bound and gagged, like a gimp,
His to use and abuse,
Any way he might choose…
And his damn cock still floppy and limp!

Author petePosted on March 14, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, impotence, limerick, nubile, pimp, prostitution

Gordian knots

To have fucked her like that was damn spiteful.
The being tied up, too, just frightful!
Was she, though, to blame,
Since she had, to her shame,
Found the whole wretched saga delightful?

Author petePosted on February 24, 2018January 10, 2023Categories AOTags bondage, fucked, limerick, rape, tied up

Innovation

Fucking other girls wasn’t the same.
A plain root, somehow, now seemed so tame!
Whips and chains, nasty toys…
Other girls, other boys …
She did things that perhaps had no name!

Author petePosted on January 25, 2018September 20, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, chains, fucking, limerick, root, sex toys, whips

Contingency planning

  • Handcuffs
  • Blindfold
  • KY
  • Condoms
  • Gag

Well, a fellow’s hard up for a shag!
Might not need them, although,
If the damn girl says no,
A fuck’s still pretty much in the bag!

Author petePosted on December 30, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, consent, fuck, limerick, rape, shag

Not funny anymore

She’s about had enough of this bloke.
For Christ’s sake! It’s beyond a damn joke!
In his dingy old flat,
Fucked in this, fucked in that,
All while trussed like a pig in a poke!

Author petePosted on April 7, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, fucked, hog-tied, limerick

A bit jaded

God she’s sick of men! Bloody chartreuse!
Bondage, so-called erotic art, spurs,
All their sick, creepy fun,
Then, their orgasm done,
They roll off, when she’s still to start hers!

Author petePosted on March 22, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, limerick, male chauvinism, orgasm

Unspeakable desires

Whip or cane, darling? You may select.
Snick-a-snick! Oh! A lovely effect!
What was that , that you said?
Nipple clamps? Nod your head!
And the vibrator too, I suspect!

Author petePosted on March 2, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, cane, limerick, nipple clamps, vibrator, whip

Wild west 11

Raped, abducted, abused by this bandit,
Tied up to a tree… Could she stand it?
Nude, narry a garment!
The lecherous varmint!
Could not be more fun if she’d planned it!

Author petePosted on February 23, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags abducted, abused, bondage, limerick, rape, wild west

More than she can chew

“Are you certain all this is quite safe?”
She attempted to say, the poor waif,
Indistinct, through her gag.
“Can’t we just have a shag?
That damn pussy rope’s starting to chafe!”

Author petePosted on January 30, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, cunt, cunt rope, limerick, shag, tongue

Bottom line

A nice dinner, a pretty good wine;
When he asked for a fuck, she said “Fine,
Just the usual way?
For a bondage scene, say,
I’d expect an enhanced bottom line.”

Author petePosted on January 20, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, consent, fuck, limerick, prostitution, wine

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