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Norks

In that dress, being splendidly norked,
Her tits jiggled and bobbed as she walked.
She thought “Baby, wrong bar!
Should’ve gone with the bra!”
But by then, she’d already been porked!

Author petePosted on November 22, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags big tits, limerick, no bra, norks, porked

She had it coming

Served her right, more or less, she admitted,
Well-formed as she was, ample-titted,
For flirting like that,
To, in five minutes flat,
Have been face-down, arse-up, being spitted!

Author petePosted on November 15, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags arse, big tits, flirting, limerick

The human trampoline

A coquettish girl, blessedly-breasted!
“Fine bosom to bounce off!” he jested.
“That may well be so,”
She said. “Who’d ever know,
Since it’s bounciness hasn’t been tested?”

Author petePosted on August 12, 2018July 19, 2024Categories PGTags big breasts, big tits, bosom, bouncy tits, limerick

Outstanding

She was quite justifiably proud
Of the tits with which she’d been endowed;
With a cleavage like that
And nice shoes, the right hat,
Well, a woman stood out in the crowd!

Author petePosted on July 3, 2018April 23, 2019Categories PGTags big tits, cleavage, limerick, tits

Nice package

Bloody hell! Did it it get any better?
Big tits bulging under her sweater,
That camel-toe too!
And her pussy, he knew,
Couldn’t possibly be any wetter!

Author petePosted on May 4, 2018May 6, 2019Categories AOTags big tits, camel toe, limerick, pussy, wet pussy

The eavesdropper

When she overheard being discussed
Over port, by the men, her large bust,
What they’d do, if they could,
(Would they? What if they should?)
She felt strangely inflamed, though nonplussed!

 

Author petePosted on May 30, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, bust, eavesdropping, large bust, limerick

Running the gauntlet

The damn boys at her school! They’re all shockers!
They hang in the hall, by the lockers,
And point and guffaw…
So damn hard to ignore,
Saying crude things about her big knockers!

Author petePosted on March 29, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags big knockers, big tits, knockers, limerick, schoolboys, schoolgirl

With the benefit of experience

Bit stand-offish, a trifle reserved,
No spring chicken, but still well preserved,
Nice big natural tits;
Yes, a fellow admits,
A  good rooting would be well deserved!

Author petePosted on March 1, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, limerick, natural tits, no spring chicken, rooting, well preserved

Teacher’s pet (he wishes!)

“You should see our new teacher!” says I.
“Got an arse what could make a man cry!
When she bends down or sits!
And them bloody great tits!
If she turned round, she’d knock out your eye!”

Author petePosted on January 25, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags arse, big tits, limerick, teacher, tits

Being fruitful and multiplying

Being pregnant, she soon lost her figure,
But still, as her belly got bigger,
Her tits did as well,
She was horny as hell,
And still fucked with commendable vigour!

Author petePosted on January 6, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags belly, big tits, fucked, horny, limerick, pregnant, tits

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