“It was thisss long, and thick as my wrist!
I said OK then, if you insist!”
She exclaimed with a grin.
“I got most of it in,
But it hurt for a week when I pissed!”
Tag: big penis
Self-sacrifice
“What a splendid big weapon, milord!”
She exclaimed, not the least overawed,
As she hitched up her skirt,
Shameless, vulgar young flirt,
Lined things up, and then fell on his sword!
Gigolo
Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!
Omar the tent-maker
Quite a well-endowed chap, was young Omar;
Too well! Virgin still, Well, so far!
Though most girls just said no,
She said “Give it a go,
Maybe using your cock like a crowbar.”
The power of positive thinking
Like replacing a cork, bit by bit,
Lots of grunting and plenty of spit,
He at last got it in,
Bone to bone, skin to skin,
Though she’d thought her poor pussy would split!
Committment
She was game, one must say, or committed;
It seemed like it wouldn’t have fitted!
She got it in, true,
But, by god, now she knew
How it felt giving birth, she admitted!
Stretching the truth
Fuck!” she said to her friend, “I’m no squib,
But his cock was enormous, no fib!
Dislocated my jaw,
Wrecked my pussy! What’s more,
I suspect that it’s busted my rib!”
Retail therapy
Though his penis, in fact, was quite whopping,
She wouldn’t have minded just stopping;
Just say “For God’s sake!
Can’t we take a damn break?”
And get up and maybe, like, go shopping!”
Wedding breakfast
She’d had certain misgivings, quite rightly,
But woke up next day bright and sprightly,
Cooked bacon and eggs,
On her rubbery legs;
A tight squeeze, but it’s best to fit tightly!
Extending a warm welcome
She’d lie low for a while, convalesce;
She’d survived it okay, more or less.
But, like, who was to know
He was so hung? Good, though,
That she’d gotten his name and address!