“How’s that big fucking cock gonna fit
Up my poor fucking tight little slit?”
She thought. “God! Does it bend?”
Poor girl… felt in the end
Like he’d split her from arsehole to tit!
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Oy vey!
“Oi vey! Praise God!” she said, very solemn.
“It’s like he’s my personal golem!
He’s just a dumb ox, yup,
But knows how to schtup!
And a cock like a mighty stone column!”
The goat
“When he fucks me, I come over faint…
And I ain’t no damn pussy, I ain’t!”
She grinned. “Fuck! He’s the goat!
Cock goes up to my throat!
And that ain’t my damn only complaint!”
Proportionality
She’d established her pussy’s liquidity
Varied with size and solidity,
Not of the jock
As a whole, just his cock,
And how hard she was humped, and rapidity.
Beyond reasonable doubt
Says he’s got a big cock, which I doubt,
She thinks… maybe it should be tried out…
Yep! A monster alright…
In fact so fucking tight,
Pulled her whole fucking cunt inside out!
Unavoidably detained
“Goodness me!” said the queen. “What a treasure!
Ten inches, I’d say! Let me measure!”
Just he now remained,
The ball over, detained
As they say, at her majesty’s pleasure!
Daisy and Rose
Daisy: “Look at that bloke over there…
Got a cock like a donkey, I swear!
Could ya fuck it, ya think?”
Rose: “I’d need a stiff drink…
But maybe… If ya make that a dare!”
Miss Vanderbilt’s lament
It was not just he’d done the girl wrong,
Or his frankly enormous damn schlong…
(A good foot long, one’s heard!)
But the fact it occurred
On her Louis the Fourteenth chaise-longue.
Jill and the beanstalk
Just when sex was, like, getting ho hum…
What a cock! Fee fi fo fucking fum!
Like an elephant’s trunk…
Squirting gallons of gunk…
And no cum ever tasted so yum!
Fig
One would have to say, in her defence,
That the man’s cock was bloody immense…
She might split like a fig!
God, with something that big,
Second thoughts were just plain commonsense!