She just lay there, all sulky and glum.
Fucking hell! Fe, fi, fo, fucking fum!
Fucking gigantic cock!
Pussy like a torn sock,
Not to mention a sore fucking bum!
Tag: big cock
Rib-tickler
Such a big cock! Though frankly amazed,
Despite certain concerns that it raised,
Saying no was for squibs…
Though it bumped on her ribs,
She continued to fuck it, unfazed!
Natural justice
When he touched her, she felt herself tense,
The man’s cock was just bloody immense!
“Serves me right, though,” she thought,
“To have got myself caught,
Having sneaked in to pee in the Gents.”
Saving grace
She was left feeling just a bit peeved,
To have let herself be thus deceived;
To be used like a slut,
So embarrassing, but …
Such a cock! One would not have believed!
Foggy morning
She’d had sex, she knew that for a fact…
With some bloke… Hard to be more exact.
Then she’d got home somehow…
Certain things come back now …
His big cock! Not the actual act.
Elasticity of demand
“Just push harder!” she murmured, damn sweetly.
“I want that big cock in completely!
You think it won’t fit?
Let me give it more spit,
And I promise it will, very neatly!”
Rule of thumb
Her mum said, should the question arise,
That a fair indication of size
Is to look at men’s thumbs,
So that, when the time comes,
A big cock won’t be such a surprise.
Thank God for small mercies
The damn scoundrel, he turned on the charm!
When undressed though, much to her alarm,
He was blessed with a cock
Like a horse! Quite a shock…
Though it did her no permanent harm!
Wham! Bam!
Though she bore him no great animosity,
God! What a cock! A monstrosity!
Big as a horse,
And applied with such force,
At such length, with such strength and ferocity!
Number one wife
Tā de zhàngfu yǒu yīge dá diăo.
Bĭshĭ tā bú chéng yīge lăo piáo,
Bĭshĭ yě bú fābiāo,
Tā gěi hěn duō kǒujiāo
Měige wăn, bāng tā fàngsōng, shuì jiào!
她的 丈夫 有 一个 大 吊。
俾使 他 不 成 一个 老嫖，
俾使 也 不发飙，
她 给 很 多口交，
每个 晚，帮 他 放松，睡觉！
Her old man’s cock’s quite huge and, because
He might otherwise stick it in whores,
She gives plenty of head,
And he fucks her instead,
Till he’s worn out and smilingly snores!