big cock – Page 18 – Pete's Limericks

Saving grace

She was left feeling just a bit peeved,
To have let herself be thus deceived;
To be used like a slut,
So embarrassing, but …
Such a cock! One would not have believed!

Foggy morning

She’d had sex, she knew that for a fact…
With some bloke… Hard to be more exact.
Then she’d got home somehow…
Certain things come back now …
His big cock! Not the actual act.

Elasticity of demand

“Just push harder!” she murmured, damn sweetly.
“I want that big cock in completely!
You think it won’t fit?
Let me give it more spit,
And I promise it will, very neatly!”

Rule of thumb

Her mum said, should the question arise,
That a fair indication of size
Is to look at men’s thumbs,
So that, when the time comes,
A big cock won’t be such a surprise.

Thank God for small mercies

The damn scoundrel, he turned on the charm!
When undressed though, much to her alarm,
He was blessed with a cock
Like a horse! Quite a shock…
Though it did her no permanent harm!

Wham! Bam!

Though she bore him no great animosity,
God! What a cock! A monstrosity!
Big as a horse,
And applied with such force,
At such length, with such strength and ferocity!

Number one wife

Tā de zhàngfu yǒu yīge dá diăo.
Bĭshĭ tā bú chéng yīge lăo piáo,
Bĭshĭ yě bú fābiāo,
Tā gěi hěn duō kǒujiāo
Měige wăn, bāng tā fàngsōng, shuì jiào!

她的丈夫有一个大吊。

俾使他不成一个老嫖，

俾使也不发飙，

她给很多口交，

每个晚，帮他放松，睡觉！

Her old man’s cock’s quite huge and, because
He might otherwise stick it in whores,
She gives plenty of head,
And he fucks her instead,
Till he’s worn out and smilingly snores!

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