Fuck!” she said to her friend, “I’m no squib,
But his cock was enormous, no fib!
Dislocated my jaw,
Wrecked my pussy! What’s more,
I suspect that it’s busted my rib!”
Tag: big cock
Backhanded compliment
Did the damn woman mean to be humorous?
“God!” she said. “Though I’ve seen numerous
Cocks in my day,
That huge thing, I must say,
Takes the cake! Is it possibly tumorous?”
Brobdingnagian
She just lay there, all sulky and glum.
Fucking hell! Fe, fi, fo, fucking fum!
Fucking gigantic cock!
Pussy like a torn sock,
Not to mention a sore fucking bum!
Rib-tickler
Such a big cock! Though frankly amazed,
Despite certain concerns that it raised,
Saying no was for squibs…
Though it bumped on her ribs,
She continued to fuck it, unfazed!
Natural justice
When he touched her, she felt herself tense,
The man’s cock was just bloody immense!
“Serves me right, though,” she thought,
“To have got myself caught,
Having sneaked in to pee in the Gents.”
Saving grace
She was left feeling just a bit peeved,
To have let herself be thus deceived;
To be used like a slut,
So embarrassing, but …
Such a cock! One would not have believed!
Foggy morning
She’d had sex, she knew that for a fact…
With some bloke… Hard to be more exact.
Then she’d got home somehow…
Certain things come back now …
His big cock! Not the actual act.
Elasticity of demand
“Just push harder!” she murmured, damn sweetly.
“I want that big cock in completely!
You think it won’t fit?
Let me give it more spit,
And I promise it will, very neatly!”
Rule of thumb
Her mum said, should the question arise,
That a fair indication of size
Is to look at men’s thumbs,
So that, when the time comes,
A big cock won’t be such a surprise.
Thank God for small mercies
The damn scoundrel, he turned on the charm!
When undressed though, much to her alarm,
He was blessed with a cock
Like a horse! Quite a shock…
Though it did her no permanent harm!