Long and bent, and as thick as her arm…
Like a donkey’s she’d seen on a farm!
Quite a job just to suck!
And the thought of a fuck…
Might it not do a woman great harm?
Tag: big cock
The serpent in the garden
His cock looked like a big ugly snake!
She felt faint and she started to shake…
And still not fully hard!
Do cocks come by the yard?
And how much of its length can she take?
Hidden potential
Her poor husband, in bed, was a dud,
So she went out and hired a stud,
And though normally passive,
His cock was so massive,
She wailed, and came in a flood.
Gorilla
He exuded a strong, manly pong,
Had a cock though, like bloody King Kong!
Though he’d hurt her, no doubt,
Turn her cunt inside out,
What the fuck! she thought. Off with the thong!
Lucky dip
“Fuck!” she thought. “Well God knows I ain’t picky…
Thank God, though, it’s only a quickie!
He ain’t all that cute,
But a root’s still a root,
And that cock! Don’t it take the damn biccie!”
Jaded
“Goodness me! What a big cock!” she cooed.
“Fuck my arse off!” The woman’s so crude.
Bigger tits than his wife,
(She’s been under the knife).
All the same, he’s just not in the mood.
The big time
It was scary, quite blood-chilling, clearly.
Worse than rape. Killing her nearly!
Hung like a horse!
She’d survive it, of course,
And, in fact, found it quite thrilling, really!
Aghast
She’d been taken a bit by surprise,
From the size of the whites of her eyes,
At the heft of his cock,
Her mouth open in shock,
And the piss trickling down her smooth thighs!
Upstairs, downstairs
They’d drawn straws, all the maids, for first dibs…
Glassy-eyed, Bess exclaimed “Lord! His Nibs!
I’ve been fucked black and blue!
Near split me in two!
I could feel it right up to me ribs!”
After the jousting
Just a squire, a raw, callow youth,
Fair of feature, though rude and uncouth,
Lady Gwendoline mused,
Which his big cock excused,
And he knew how to use it, forsooth!