When she looked, she was rather annoyed…
His big cock, which she’d always enjoyed…
It had taken a toll
On her poor battered hole…
Her damn cunt was completely destroyed!
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Bad Santa
Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, fucking ho!
Wanna sit on my lap, girlie? No?
OK. What about Mum?
Slide that hot mummy bum
Down on Santa’s big cock. Way to go!
All not lost
She suspected the guy was a phoney…
Undressed, he was pale and bony,
With holes in his socks…
But a prince among cocks…
Long and thick as a donkey or pony!
Little green men
The green men, in their big flying saucer,
Kidnapped her. They didn’t quite force her…
They each had two cocks…
Long and green, hard as rocks…
Gosh! she thought. Would her husband divorce her?
A big ask
Bastard’s some kind of hairy great giant!
The whore stood there, arms crossed, defiant.
Cock down to his knees!
Wants a fuck, if you please!
Well this bitch ain’t too fuckin compliant!
The screamer
His huge cock was too big for her, really…
Fucking well did for her, nearly!
Strange as it seems,
Though, despite all the screams,
She enjoyed it immensely, quite clearly!
Internal affairs
As she wrote late that night in her journal,
“Who’d ever have thought the old Colonel
Had such a big prick,
Or would give her a lick,
Before whacking it up her internal?”
Living dangerously
Long and bent, and as thick as her arm…
Like a donkey’s she’d seen on a farm!
Quite a job just to suck!
And the thought of a fuck…
Might it not do a woman great harm?
The serpent in the garden
His cock looked like a big ugly snake!
She felt faint and she started to shake…
And still not fully hard!
Do cocks come by the yard?
And how much of its length can she take?
Hidden potential
Her poor husband, in bed, was a dud,
So she went out and hired a stud,
And though normally passive,
His cock was so massive,
She wailed, and came in a flood.