It was not just he’d done the girl wrong,
Or his frankly enormous damn schlong…
(A good foot long, one’s heard!)
But the fact it occurred
On her Louis the Fourteenth chaise-longue.
Tag: big cock
Jill and the beanstalk
Just when sex was, like, getting ho hum…
What a cock! Fee fi fo fucking fum!
Like an elephant’s trunk…
Squirting gallons of gunk…
And no cum ever tasted so yum!
Fig
One would have to say, in her defence,
That the man’s cock was bloody immense…
She might split like a fig!
God, with something that big,
Second thoughts were just plain commonsense!
Faun
She was ravished, right there on her lawn,
By, believe it or not, a damn faun!
Goatish legs, goatish prick,
Long and wooly and thick…
Turned her cunt inside out, red and torn!
Pride and joy
At the sight of his cock she recoiled…
His pride and joy, glistening, oiled!
She ran from the room…
He was thrown into gloom,
All his plans for the evening spoiled!
Beneath her
Just a yokel, big, rude and unkempt,
Altogether beneath her contempt…
Though he had a nice smile,
Be he ever so vile…
And the bulge in his trousers did tempt!
Black mass
She was into drugs, sex, the satanic,
But that night went into a panic!
Her turn to be raped…
She stood trembling and gaped…
Not a big cock… more fucking titanic!
Cougar
Karen’s marriage has gone on the rocks…
She’s developed a taste for young jocks…
Basketballers are fun,
Horny friends of her son…
Just so long as they’ve got nice big cocks!
Swordplay
“God! Your cock’s too damn big to be true!
It’s like having a sword run me through!”
She cried, panting, wide-eyed,
“And it’s all up inside…
Though I thought it might split me in two!”
Shock and awe
“Want a fuck?” he said, sort of off-handish.
She laughed. It just seemed so outlandish!
He then, to her shock,
Said “I’ve got a nice cock…”
Which he whipped out, to gleefully brandish!