Women’s breasts are assessed by quotation
Of bra size, that cryptic notation,
Say 34B,
38 double-D;
Note: the latter give better flotation.
Tag: big breasts
On parade
She paraded, bare-chested, big-breasted,
Some prude said she should be arrested!
A crowd gathered, leering,
She basked in the cheering,
And took off her shorts when requested.
Initiation
She was big-bosomed, freckled and hairy;
The boy thought her sexy, but scary.
She showed him her tits,
And her moist, bushy bits,
Which he poked and squeezed, randy but wary.
Up-front
When a woman is called well endowed,
She has something of which to be proud,
Or two things, and as such,
She should flaunt them as much
As, by decency’s bounds, is allowed.
The wombat (eats, roots and leaves)
She was broad of backside and big-titted,
A nice girl, though rather dim-witted.
That men had their way with her,
Then didn’t stay with her,
Left her confused and embittered.
Ecumenical
He liked breasts big and round and low-slung,
With long nipples, that bounced as they swung,
And he paid little heed
To the race or the creed
Of the girl on whose ribcage they hung.