Ho hum

He said “Thank you for letting me come
Up your tight little virginal bum,
And for sucking me too…
Such a sweet thing to do…
While you suck, could you possibly hum?”

A tight spot

She was quite understandably frightened…
Her poor puckered ass sphincter tightened…
One finger, then two…
Then his cock… what to do?
Clutch the bedhead and sob, knuckles whitened!

Shit happens

Did he not think it felt a bit tight…
That, somehow, something wasn’t quite right?
Was it just a mistake,
Being not quite awake?
Or he buggered her out of plain spite!

Square peg

The fuck came to a juddering halt…
“That’s the wrong fucking hole, you great dolt!”
She exclaimed. Such a shame…
It had felt just the same…
It was dark… It was hardly his fault.