“You’re a good fuck,” she said, straight, no fuss.
“And you’ve got a nice cock…that’s a plus…
I’d quite like… you might too…
And I’d like if you do…
If you’d bugger me… just between us.”
Tag: anal
Drawing the line
She’s a keeper alright… fuckin hot!
Deep throat, anal… the whole fuckin lot!
Buy her flowers and stuff…
That’s, like, all fair enough…
But for fucksake, man, don’t tie the knot!
Liquidity
At the flash of a hundred buck note,
She said ‘Whatcha want, baby? Deep throat?
Pussy, ass, the whole lot?
Tie me up? Shit, why not?
Yeah, whatever the fuck floats your boat!
Butt out
How much more can a gal’s pussy take…
And her asshole as well, for godsake?
And her mouth and her throat…
Fuckin horny damn goat!
“Have a rest,” she sighed.” “Gimme a break!”
Retraction
Silly bitch, how she over-reacted…
The way that her arsehole contracted…
Fair leapt off the bed…
“You consented,” he said…
“Well,” she screamed… “Now it’s fucking retracted!”
Easy to please
She’s a slut alright, no damn dispute,
She ain’t never said no to a root…
Blowjob, threesome… or more…
You can fuck the sweet whore,
Up her pussy … and arsehole to boot!
Afterglow
She grew tired, began to perspire,
Kept count of the cost of her hire…
She’d done pretty well…
Suck, fuck, anal as well…
Just a pity her prices weren’t higher!
Ho hum
Married, kids… sex is kinda ho-hum…
Like her pussy’s somehow just gone numb…
Hubby can’t go without it,
Says “Babe, how about it?”
She sighs, “Maybe try up my bum.”
Lubricity
So she twerked, shook her booty and teased…
Told him do her however he pleased,
“Go ahead. Bust a nut!
Throat or pussy or butt,
I’m wet as… and my asshole’s pregreased!”
Kissin’ cousins
Always cute, but my goodness, she’d grown!
His young cousin… if only he’d known!
So he stared at her boobs,
Said “Yeah, so, anal lubes…”
Just a tad, maybe, close to the bone!