Square peg

The fuck came to a juddering halt…
“That’s the wrong fucking hole, you great dolt!”
She exclaimed. Such a shame…
It had felt just the same…
It was dark… It was hardly his fault.

Offal

“It ain’t what I expected,” she gripes.
“I don’t mind being rooted, but cripes!
It just doesn’t seem fair,
That you’ve stuck it in there,
Where the sun never shines, in me tripes!”