Not a great night. In fact sad. Flunk! Fail!
She’d got dressed up, gone out, drunk ale,
Thrown up in the loo,
Gave a half-hearted screw
To another ungrateful junk male!
Tag: ale
Gregarious
Nice big titties. A nice bit of tail,
And fond of a few pints of ale.
A good sport, good sort,
Best of all, the lads thought,
She’d root anything passably male!
Viking lads
When young vikings would gather, they met
To bump heads, and to blather, and get
Drunk on ale or mead,
Bed a wench, splash their seed
‘Twixt her loins, in a lather of sweat!