Fat blokes, skinny blokes, sometimes a mob…
Dildos, dicks, fingers, corn on the cob…
Do a lap dance or twerk,
It’s all just a day’s work…
Getting tied up… all part of the job.
Gregarious
She’s a sociable woman, gregarious,
Fuck-buddies many and various…
Life of the party.
She dresses up tarty,
Thinks flashing her pussy’s hilarious!
Gulp
One must say, in the fellow’s defence,
Her reluctance was mostly pretence.
He pressed on, nonetheless,
And she gulped and said yes,
Since his penis was fucking immense!
Hillbilly gal
Just a hillbilly gal, unrefined…
Fuck her good, slap her tits, she don’t mind…
Fuck her sister as well,
And her ma, what the hell,
Horny bitches, they’re three of a kind!
Thank you ma’am
She’s just one of your regular sluts,
Loves a fuck, no ifs, maybes or buts…
A big cock back and front,
Up her arse and her cunt,
Wham! Bam! Wham, rearranging her guts.
Semaphore
Her consent was assumed, more or less,
Since her eyes and her body said “Yes!”
With the sway of her lips,
How she smiled, licked her lips,
And the nothing worn under her dress!
Playing for keeps
There she is, on the ground on all fours,
With his juvenile cock in her jaws,
And she says, through clenched teeth
To the boy underneath,
“Lick me good, if you wanna keep yours!”
They call her easy
Life ain’t meant to be easy, she’s learned…
Gave herself up for love, and been spurned…
So, once bitten twice shy,
She’ll just root the odd guy,
And fuck love, far as she’s damn concerned!
Little lamb, who made thee?
“That ain’t fair!” the poor innocent bleated.
“I said not in there, and you cheated!”
He grinned, his big cock
Up her arse, chockablock,
And she gave up and let him, defeated.
Extenuating circumstances
When the damn fellow shot his damn bolt
Down her throat, it did give her a jolt…
But she swallowed it all…
(Almost, too, his left ball)
Though she bit him, it wasn’t her fault!