Change and novelty always add spice;
A new woman, a new kink or vice,
But the hazard exists
Of bad luck and strange twists,
And variety comes at a price.
Japanese girls
Japanese girls have pubes soft and bushy,
They giggle, they’re shy and not pushy.
They like being screwed
Being licked, sucked and chewed,
And their little pink cunts taste like sushi.
Smooth bastard
An immoral, but smooth airline steward
Seduced a poor girl, whom he’d lured
Up into his room…
All too soon her poor womb
Was awash with his seminal fluid.
Persistence pays
He was nothing if not, well, persistent,
So, since he was so damned insistent,
She gave him a root,
(Since he was rather cute),
Though throughout it, she did remain distant.
Spin
Though his girlfriend was rightly suspicious,
(He’d told her that sperm was nutritious),
At last, with some dread,
She gave in, gave him head,
Swallowed too, and said “Gosh! It’s delicious!”
Mystique
Certain women possess a mystique,
Each, in some way, sublimely unique;
Perhaps beckoning eyes,
Or the turn of her thighs,
Or her smile when she’s taking a leak.
Peek performance
Through a hole in the wall, as I peek
At her glistening, rounded physique,
As she utters a moan,
And climaxes alone,
I, too, come in my hand and grow weak.
The actress
“I’m an actress!” she cried from her heart.
“When I’m naked, my legs wide apart,
Cocks in this and that hole,
I’m just living the role!
It’s not porn, it’s romantic! It’s art!”
Front runner
She’s attractive, though not very smart,
Low IQ, big fake tits, and a tart.
She’s an airhead, it’s true,
But a wonderful screw!
In a girlfriend that’s not a bad start.
A new ballgame
Modern girls can control their fertility,
Handy, to have that ability!
Now women screw
‘Cause it’s pleasant to do,
And they work on technique and agility.