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Boner

The man’s penis was long, straight and narrow;
Her legs in his hands, like a barrow.
His cock, like a lance,
In this strenuous stance,
Drove her wild, filled and thrilled to the marrow!

Author petePosted on June 28, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, cock, limerick

Vis-a-vis

Said a cheeky young lady called Liz,
She’d show hers, if he’d also show his.
They went on with the game;
To the boy’s grief and shame,
She exclaimed “What? Is that all there is?”

Author petePosted on June 28, 2012June 19, 2024Categories GTags cheeky, limerick, small penis

The blossoming

She decided she must grasp the nettle,
Just praying her frayed nerves would settle,
And felt, in the holding,
Her body unfolding;
Each labium like a pink petal!

Author petePosted on June 27, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags first time, labia, labium, limerick

It adds up

In seduction, a girl may be dumb,
Yet get by, with this quick rule of thumb:
If a man likes her scent,
He’s a hundred percent
To just love how she twitches her bum!

Author petePosted on June 27, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, scent, seduction

Hindsight

Half-awake, as she heard her sheets rustle,
She smiled, thinking “What a smooth hustle!
So good, while it lasted,
The smooth-talking bastard!
Next time, he’ll get more of a tussle!”

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags bastard, hustle, limerick, seduction, sheets

It's a chill wind

As he hitched up her skirt hem, she laughed,
“Oh! My goodness! A sudden cold draft!”
The breeze ruffled the hair
On her never-mind-where,
Which he parted forthwith, with his shaft!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, pubic hair, skirt

Shock and awe

There he stood, with his trousers half-mast;
She stared, goggle-eyed, gob-smacked, aghast!
His cock, big as her arm!
(It could do a  girl harm!)
And all hers! No-one else’s!  At last!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags big cock, cock, limerick

A moment's work

“Not a whisper!” his husky voice rasped;
Her big breasts in two strong hands were grasped;
Just whose hands, she’d no notion…
In one fluid motion,
He thrust in his cock, as she gasped!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, cock, husky, limerick, rape

Amore

Dice lei, “Caro, come ti amo!
Benche non sei il primo, diciamo
Tu sei il migliore
Facendo l’amore,
Adesso, poi, abbracciamo!”

Author petePosted on June 21, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags first time, Italian limerick, limerick, love

Outflanked

It was low-cut, revealing, and white;
Her breasts threatened to fall out, and might.
He hitched up her lace gown,
Laid her bum-up, face-down,
And she gave in with hardly a fight!

Author petePosted on June 20, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags breasts, bum, consent, lace, limerick

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