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Peer pressure

A girl’s hymen’s a thin thing and frail,
Which, lest a girl’s charms should go stale,
For reasons unknown,
Is remarkably prone,
With some slight inward pressure, to fail.

Author petePosted on July 25, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags hymen, limerick, virginity

Beyond the pale

A good girl, till she went off the rails,
She runs round with single white males.
She screws and drinks gin
With her partners in sin,
In comparison with whom she pales.

Author petePosted on July 25, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags gin, limerick, screws, sin

Castles in the air

A rich Texan, who bought Windsor Castle,
Then, not without quite a big hassle,
Transported his palace,
Rebuilt it in Dallas,
And hired a maid and a vassal.

Author petePosted on July 25, 2012June 19, 2024Categories GTags limerick, maid

Something in the air

He drew near her, catching a whiff
Of her muskiness, wondering if
She, as randy as he,
Wanted him, and if she
Had yet noticed his cock getting stiff.

Author petePosted on July 24, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags cock, erection, limerick, muskiness, randy, stiff

Comings and goings

She used often have men come to visit,
Who spoke of her charms as exquisite.
She made love in ways
Meant to thrill and amaze;
That they came, then, is no surprise, is it?

Author petePosted on July 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags came, come, limerick

Less meat

Other girls fancy handsome, dumb jocks,
Or else rock stars, pants hugging their cocks;
But a sensitive guy,
A bit thin, a bit shy,
Who likes cooking, is what ticks her box!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags box, cocks, jocks, limerick

Umming and ahhing

She’d enjoyed his soft clitoral strumming,
His going down on her, while humming,
But, having got in,
Soon the pleasure wore thin,
And she wished he would be more forthcoming!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags clitoris, coming, cunnilingus, going down, limerick

Karma (sutra)

She made love to him, once, out of charity;
Later this caused some hilarity!
Word got around,
And, she happily found,
Her good deed helped her own popularity.

Author petePosted on July 22, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags charity fuck, limerick

So he reckoned

With a wink and a gesture, she beckoned;
Bold, buxom, delightfully fecund,
The young snatch of whom,
In a small upstairs room,
He could be up, and would, in a second!

Author petePosted on July 21, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags buxom, limerick, prostitution, snatch

Upper class twit

In his youth, he was gormless and feckless,
Dressed up like a pig in a necklace;
He went to good schools,
Filled with similar fools,
And emerged more moronic and reckless.

Author petePosted on July 21, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags feckless, limerick, upper class twit

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