It amused him to see the girl struggling,
A kind of a comical juggling;
Tits out of control!
Watch those boobs rock and roll!
Like two cats in a sack she was smuggling!
Red Riding Hood
The wolf sprang upon Red Riding Hood,
Naked, romping about in the wood,
Forced her down on all fours;
Big wolf cock, fangs, jaws, claws,
And bad breath! But, by God, it felt good!
Goldilocks and the bears
Goldilocks had a thing about bears.
While they slept, she’d sneak into their lairs;
If you like the fit tight,
A big bear prick’s just right!
“Kind of weird,” she thought, “but who cares?”
Snow White, the untold story
Seventh heaven! thought randy Snow White.
Horny runts! They’d been at her all night!
Only up to her cunt,
(Grumpy came with a grunt)
Cocks like donkeys, for all their small height!
Cinderella
Poor mistreated young fair Cinderella,
By magic, changed, brought from the cellar!
The belle of the ball!
Came home minus it all,
Bar one slipper; that prince was some fella!
The subjectivity of history
She’d had so many lovers, although,
Who was best? How’s a woman to know?
One was good with his tongue,
Some were kinky, well hung,
Others simply just too long ago!
A fraction too much friction
I’ve just had my first poke with my ex,
And I say, “Do you smoke after sex?”
She reacts kind of slow,
Puzzled, says “I don’t know.”
Laugh! I damn near choke, when she checks!
D.I.Y.
Masturbation’s a DIY measure
A pastime, when bored or at leisure.
Of course, it’s not love,
But, when push comes to shove,
Fucking’s also about one’s own pleasure.
Universal adaptor
It’s a matter of quite some felicity,
Cunts have such great elasticity;
Lovely and slick,
To fit any size prick,
Cranked by hand, or by mains electricity!
Why not?
In the end, he would not be denied,
Though he hadn’t been pushy, or lied.
She was already nude,
Didn’t mind being screwed;
It was just that she couldn’t decide!