She was prudish and quickly offended,
Or, maybe, she only pretended:
She must have known lust,
From her burgeoning bust,
And her belly, so plainly distended.
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Bodacious
She was gorgeous, untamed and bodacious,
Her appetite huge and voracious,
For sex, drugs and booze,
Anything to amuse,
In particular, all things salacious.
English wenches
English wenches are freckled and fair,
Pale and charmingly speckled when bare:
They have wonderful norks,
Use the right knives and forks,
And God made them for sex, I declare!
The ruse
It was plain the whole thing was a ruse,
Helped by charm, wit, smooth talking and booze,
But such lies and deceit!
Still, he was rather sweet,
And in bed he was bound to amuse.
Italian girls
Italian girls look like madonnas.
They jealously treasure their honours,
But just for so long…
Till a boy comes along,
With good looks and sharp clothes, then they’re goners!
Quid pro quo
Sex is just sex, and money is money,
And each can be tragic or funny.
With either comes power:
Men pay by the hour,
Rich men make girls’ honey-pots runny.
Spice
Change and novelty always add spice;
A new woman, a new kink or vice,
But the hazard exists
Of bad luck and strange twists,
And variety comes at a price.
Persistence pays
He was nothing if not, well, persistent,
So, since he was so damned insistent,
She gave him a root,
(Since he was rather cute),
Though throughout it, she did remain distant.
Mystique
Certain women possess a mystique,
Each, in some way, sublimely unique;
Perhaps beckoning eyes,
Or the turn of her thighs,
Or her smile when she’s taking a leak.
Front runner
She’s attractive, though not very smart,
Low IQ, big fake tits, and a tart.
She’s an airhead, it’s true,
But a wonderful screw!
In a girlfriend that’s not a bad start.