Once a girl had a quaint pussy-beard,
But these days they’ve all disappeared.
They’re bald or they’re bristled;
Back then I’d have whistled,
But now I just think they look weird!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
On parade
She paraded, bare-chested, big-breasted,
Some prude said she should be arrested!
A crowd gathered, leering,
She basked in the cheering,
And took off her shorts when requested.
Mixed blessing
Catching sight of his cock, she cried “Bless me!
I wouldn’t have let you undress me,
If I’d known the size
Of that thing ‘twixt your thighs!
I can’t! Won’t… well, I might, if you press me!”
Chivalry
The fair damsel cried out in distress.
She was naked… Ah, but I digress!
The knight rode to her aid,
Firm of flesh, swift of blade!
Dragon slain, they rode off. She said “Yes!
Hired help
Her performance was less than inspired;
Of course, though, she’d only been hired.
She looked nice, but bored,
And, for modest reward,
She did all that was strictly required.
Industrialisation
A girl might, for the lack of a boy,
Use a humming, banana-shaped toy;
A fantastic appliance,
A marvel of science
All women can own and enjoy!
The prince and the pauper
Though, of course, one would never condone
Such behaviour! If one had but known
What the young prince would do!
With a commoner too!
Still, a young man’s wild oats must be sown.
Highland fling
The lass spoke with a charming Scotch lilt;
She was young, and attractively built,
So he turned on the charm,
And he gave her a drachm,
In the hope he’d get into her kilt!
The secret
Her breasts hurt and continued to grow,
And her belly was starting to show.
If she wore baggy shirts,
And loose dresses and skirts,
Would her teacher or Mum or Dad know?
Her pride and joy
A young girl’s pride and joy is her muff;
Long and curly, or bristle, or fluff,
Trimmed to heart-shape or maybe
Shaved smooth as a baby,
With tattoos too, often enough!
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