She’d been awfully well wined and dined…
It was plain what the chap had in mind.
He was rich, he was nice…
She might well name her price,
Though she’d thought that she wasn’t that kind.
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Original sin
Back in Eden, then, in the beginning,
Eve started this thing they call sinning…
Of course, it was fun,
And so, having begun,
It would seem that the devil’s still winning!
Frog prince 1
“Come on babe,” he said. Gimme a snog!”
“Fuck!” she said. “I ain’t kissin’ no frog!
You ain’t no fuckin’ prince…
You don’t wanna be mince,
Better get yourself back in that bog!”
On bended knee
The damn fool’s gone and bought her a ring…
Got his dick on the end of a string!
He’s gone down on one knee…
Can the wanker not see
She just wanted a bit of a fling?
Productivity
She just couldn’t help being seductive…
Gold digger, heart breaker, destructive!
She gave not a thought
To the chaos she wrought…
Well, regrets are so counter-productive!
First night jitters
As she stood, blushing, nervous, unclad,
She thought “Gosh! A damn girl must be mad!”
He unbuckled his belt,
Dropped his pants, and she felt,
Although shocked, somehow secretly glad!
The spider’s lair
She’d gone into his lair all unwarily.
“Just passing by!” she’d said airily
What’s with this guy?
That strange look in his eye…
Yep. He’s acting a little bit scarily!
Over it
When she rooted these days, she perspired.
She’d come, but it just made her tired.
She’d lost her allure,
Her clients were fewer…
About time, she thought, to retire!
The blunted sword
“Though I’m not one for casting aspersions”,
She said, “his attempted insertions
Do leave one quite cold!
Poor Sir Ralph’s just too old
For such amorous, sweaty exertions!”
Frilly knickers
Frilly knickers, scrunched up, at his feet.
What’s the story? Love? Lust? Bitter? Sweet?
Of virginity lost?
Or just carelessly tossed,
Stained and soggy, leaf-strewn, on the street?