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By a lake in the woods

She exclaimed “Oh, my goodness, Sir Knight!
I  was bathing! You gave me a fright!
Why, I might have been raped!
I could not have escaped!
Though, of course, one would put up a fight!”

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bathing, damsel in distress, knight, limerick, medieval, rape, seduction

The extravagance of youth

He approached her with youthful exuberance,
Sporting a splendid protuberance;
Bold, she took hold,
Lovingly, to enfold
It, snug, into her pendulous booberance.

Author adminPosted on April 13, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags big tits, boobs, erection, limerick

A place in the sun

She lay basking, the sun on her face;
Her limbs moved with a langorous grace,
In lascivious ways,
To get more of its rays
On another, more intimate place.

Author adminPosted on April 13, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags intimate, langorous, lascivious, limerick, sunbathing

English informality

She said, smiling, still charmingly nude,
“That was lovely, and now that we’ve screwed,
I would rather prefer
No more stiff ‘miss and sir’;
We’re on first name terms, now, yes?” she cooed.

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags etiquette, first name terms, limerick, nude, screw, screwed

Not that kind of girl

Though you might think a girl’s not that kind,
Try it on and, quite often, you’ll find
That you wind up in bed;
They’ll complain but, all said,
In the end, they don’t very much mind.

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, not that kind of girl, seduction

Aussie sheilas

Aussie sheilas are mostly good sorts,
Like a joke and a drink, damn good sports,
Cook a feed, open gates,
Root a man. And his mates…
It’s as if they could read a bloke’s thoughts!

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags Aussie, Aussie sheila, Australia, limerick, mateship, root, sheila

Meek

She stood, naked, unable to speak.
He reached out, gave her nipple a tweak;
She just widened her eyes.
His hand parted her thighs;
She emitted a timorous squeak!

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, naked, nipple, thighs

Square peg, round hole

There he was, within sight of his goal!
She denied him still! Must he cajole?
Must he weep? Must he beg,
To insert his square peg
In her ever-so-tempting round hole?

Author adminPosted on April 9, 2013December 4, 2019Categories PGTags consent, hole, limerick, square peg round hole

The smell of money

“Don’t you like what I’m trying to sell you?”
She asked. “At that price, it’s good value!”
She took him upstairs,
And paraded her wares;
He paid, too, but said, “Just let me smell you.”

Author adminPosted on April 8, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, prostitute, prostitution, smell

His sister’s keeper

There she stood, at last, nude, not a stitch!
He advanced … then his plans struck a hitch;
His hand cupped her smooth bum …
“Let her go! I’ll tell Mum!”
Yelled her snotty kid brother, the snitch!

Author adminPosted on April 7, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, not a stitch, nude, seduction, voyeurism

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