“Come on! Show us your tits!” he said slyly.
“Well… Just a quick peek,” she said shyly.
She blushed… got ’em out…
They were beauties, no doubt…
And each nipple tattooed with a smiley!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Hook and eye
Her big breasts swayed and jiggled and shook…
He’d defy any guy to not look!
How much better, by far,
If he took off her bra?
And he would too, by hook or by crook!
Grey matter
These days young chaps must needs be way warier…
Those parts… what… shall we say hairier
Might be no-go.
If she doesn’t say no…
Then of course it’s a rather grey area!
Efflorescence
In her teens, as she filled out and bloomed,
A new life of adventure soon loomed…
Boys with cars (smooch and cruise),
Parties, drugs, sex and booze…
To all this, not unpleasantly, doomed.
Rebuffed
His romantic advances rebuffed,
Flabbergasted, milord huffed and puffed.
“Turn me down, would you, bitch?
That’s a bit jolly rich!
You can bloody well go and get stuffed!”
Unrepentant
With the scandalous way she behaved,
Things she said and did… Oh, so depraved!
“I despair said the priest.
She seems not in the least
To consider her need to be saved!”
A close thing
She’d been having a bit of a fling…
She’d been almost found out… a close thing!
All the more fun, she thought,
Having been almost caught…
And her husband, poor jerk, on a string!
Rhett and Scarlett
“Oh! God’s nightgown!” exclaimed young Miss Scarlett
“Rhett Butler, you lecherous varlet!
The first day I met you,
I knew if I let you…
You’d just treat me like a damn harlot!”
Dress code
Gosh, she thought, all these people are staring…
Perhaps it’s this dress that I’m wearing…
It’s see-through, I guess…
Like I’m nude, more or less…
For a funeral, maybe too daring!
Herd mentality
He was just a bloke, one of the herd…
He liked sex, if and when it occurred…
Sometimes win, often fail…
No big alpha-male,
Which, though, he’d have rather preferred.