Like virtue’s last stalwart defender,
A credit to God and her gender,
She kept him at bay,
Although more than half-way
To corrupted… inclined to surrender!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Vile seducer
Since love’s flame’s first libidinous flickers,
Fermented and spiritous liquors
Unscrupulous men
Have used time and again
To get into some young virgin’s knickers.
Titillated
Young Miss Robson averted her gaze,
Although strangely diverted in ways
That she’d never disclose
By the carnival shows,
With their lewd and perverted displays!
The country lass
A fresh country lass, freckled and ruddy,
She chased cows, swore, swam in the nuddie,
And galloped her horse,
So her pussy, of course,
Was tough, callused and frequently muddy.
Withdrawal symptoms
He pulled out. She got up and got dressed.
That would do for a few days, she guessed,
Then he’d want it again.
God! What is it with men?
If she cared, a girl might get depressed.
Victor’s secret
He had rather a strange predilection;
He owned an extensive collection
Of panties and bras,
From whores, Hollywood stars,
Which he’d fondle, to get an erection.
The lothario
Smoking jacketed, red satin slippered,
Silk trousers already unzippered,
He mixed her a drink,
Which was, later she’d think,
Like his lovemaking, bloody insipid!
Expressions of interest
Though acquainted, as yet, only slightly,
With some reservations, quite rightly,
She did acquiesce
To his fevered caress;
Proof of earnestness, not taken lightly.
Ragnar Lothbrok
Ragnar Lothbrok, that feisty old viking,
Found English life much to his liking;
The mead, the fair skin,
(Once he’d slaughtered their kin),
Of the girls he met, rowing or hiking.
Good time girl
She was vacuous, giggly and fickle,
But loved the good old slap and tickle,
Or try something new?
She was up for that too!
Yes, by god, she was worth every nickel!