When a man and a woman are friends,
If they fuck or not mostly depends
On how horny they are,
And how drunk, and how far
They imagine that friendship extends.
Category: AO
Adults only
Whatever
It began with an innocent hug;
Then they kissed, and she gave him a tug.
When he managed to say,
“Shall we go all the way?”
She replied, “If you like,” with a shrug.
Preamble
“Though I bear you the utmost affection,”
He said, “if you have no objection,
I’ll now call you bitch,
And do bad things, for which
I confess an extreme predilection!”
Such is life
He’d had one chance at life and cocked up…
He’d been scared he’d be bloody locked up!
It was sheer bad luck…
Two young kids, their first fuck,
And she got herself fucking knocked up!
The off-chance
A girl goes to the pub with a plan;
To attract a nice gullible man,
Who might pay for her drinks,
Whom she’ll kiss, if she thinks
He might fancy a fuck, if he can.
Human resources
When Victorian wives wore a corset,
To fuck them, a man had to force it;
All rather a bore,
Much more fun with a whore,
So men often preferred to outsource it.
Fireglow
They were fucking in front of the fire;
The warmth made them flush and perspire.
Their bellies were wet,
Slick with each other’s sweat:
With each thrust, he slapped into her higher.
Wake-up call
It does give one a bit of a shake-up,
One hung-over morning, to wake up,
With some girl, quite nude,
Whom one probably screwed,
Lying there with bad hair and smudged make-up.
Certain things
Certain things that she did quite appealed:
The way she unzipped me and kneeled,
The way she undressed,
But undoubtedly best,
Was the way, when she came, that she squealed!
Big bang theory
Though it’s true her proportions are ample,
Her big boobs and bum, for example,
In terms of a fuck,
It’s more bang for your buck,
And she’s happy to give a free sample.