She got drunk at the firm’s Christmas party.
“Photocopy your tits!” yelled some smarty.
She laughed. “Yeah! What the hell!
Do my pussy as well!”
She thought, later, “Bit fuzzy, but arty!”
Category: AO
Adults only
Bad press
She was known as a slut and a hussy;
She fucked a lot, wasn’t too fussy,
And didn’t mind much
About condoms and such.
No surprise that her pussy was pussy!
Strings attached
She tried bondage; she’d thought “What the heck?”
Ended up, though, a bit of a wreck!
Yes, she’d certainly come
But had such a red bum,
Swollen pussy, sore back and stiff neck!
Cut and thrust
Blind to all but his throbbing erection,
He didn’t use any protection;
The girl didn’t care,
To be totally fair;
Nine months later … caesarean section!
Starting at the bottom
Being fucked by consecutive boys
Is a job that she rather enjoys,
And if some rich guy spends
Enough, she and her friends
Don’t mind being executive toys!
Stocks and shares
An adultress or whore, in the stocks,
Shamed and spat on by priests and their flocks,
Beaten, pelted with dung,
Would, if comely and young,
Be screwed also by sundry strange cocks!
Maiden voyage
Dashing officers, seamen to boot!
Scoundrels all, by delicious repute!
On a girl’s maiden voyage,
Fuck fingers and toyage!
She’d get herself rooted, enroute!
High stakes
Captured, ravished, and tied to the stake!
Not a fig leaf, for decency’s sake!
The flames licking her bum!
Will the cavalry come?
What damn difference, now, would it make?
An unsavoury business
English maid, by unspeakable knavery,
Sold to a Moor in white-slavery:
“What? Be a concubine?
Yours? To just bonk, you swine?
Fuck no!” she cried, with false bravery.
The Aztec maiden
To appease the gods, gruesome affairs;
Virgins’ hearts ripped out! Blood on the stairs!
“Won’t a root out the back suffice?
Fuck virgin sacrifice!”
Begs the next. “Fuck me! Who cares?”