“Lot 15, a white girl!” cried the seller.
“Observe her remarkable pallor!
Still has all her teeth,
And the parts underneath
Scarcely used! Almost virgin! Praise Allah!”
Author: pete
Re: Capitulation
“Though you marriage may be somewhat dull,”
Said her lawyer, “the grounds to annul,
Sadly do not include
One’s just not being screwed
As one wants. Get it into your skull!
Aries in the ascendant
She was Virgo, he Aries, the Ram…
Though he secretly gave not a damn
For the stars, things celestial,
Being more bestial…
Do unto ewe, and then scram!
Nature study
Naked, out in the woods, in the drizzle,
She fondles her stallion’s great pizzle.
It stiffens, of course,
So a man, like a horse,
If she does this to him, maybe his’ll.
Res ipso loquitur
The girl’s dress, gauzy, brief, rather racy,
Her underwear, skimpy and lacy,
Per se constituted
Consent to be rooted,
Incitement to crime, prima facie.
Catch of the day
A young mermaid, a nice tasty morsel,
From poop deck to fo’c’sle to fores’l!
A strange fish they’d caught.
The crew, after some thought,
Fucked her pectoral, ventral and dorsal!
Accommodating
One more cock? she thought, pussy awash.
She’d make room, though a bit of a squash!
They could take turns behind,
If the rest didn’t mind
All the squelching and dribbling and slosh!
Keep it simple
Sex as sacrament; rather mundane.
Leave out God, and embrace the profane.
Basic animal lust!
Invoke love, if you must,
But enjoy the fuck, don’t tax your brain!
Vanilla
Sex became, after time, just robotic,
Dull, humdrum, not vaguely erotic.
He seemed not too care.
How she longed … did she dare …
To do something outrageous, exotic!
It’s those big eyes!
In the desert there’s little to trammel
One’s love for a beautiful camel;
Who cares, wrong or right,
So why go cold at night
For the lack of a warm-blooded mammal.