Wife and mum, it’s a bit of a struggle,
She sighed, kids’ and dad’s needs to juggle…
Kids tucked into bed,
Then their dad wants some head,
Or a fuck, when you just want to snuggle.
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He could see why she might be annoyed…
On full thrust, plunging into the void…
Gone off course… lost control…
Strayed into her black hole!
One might say she was not overjoyed.
Plenty
All these girls! What a damn cornucopia!
Nude! It’s a teen boy’s utopia!
Rubbing his cock,
Like he’s some kind of jock,
In the spa, getting harder and soapier!
Just do it
Then she sniffled, came over all gloomy…
“I know it’s excessively roomy,”
She said, with a sob…
“Just get on with job!
Stop complaining and bloody well screw me!”
Hidden potential
Her poor husband, in bed, was a dud,
So she went out and hired a stud,
And though normally passive,
His cock was so massive,
She wailed, and came in a flood.
Below his station
Pretty, drunk and half naked, eyes glassy,
A slut, he supposed, cheap and brassy,
But still… what damn luck!
So he gave her a fuck,
In the lane out the back. Pretty classy!
Gorilla
He exuded a strong, manly pong,
Had a cock though, like bloody King Kong!
Though he’d hurt her, no doubt,
Turn her cunt inside out,
What the fuck! she thought. Off with the thong!
Acerbity
Though Miss Johnson was normally placid,
Disgruntled, her tone became acid.
“Damn wimp!” she exclaimed.
A man should be ashamed,
Being sucked off, and still fucking flaccid!”
Soumise
Safe word “apple”. The only red light
That he not leave her scarred, (though he might!)
She’s not chickened out yet,
But she will, though, he’ll bet,
By the end of a long, painful night!
Communing with nature
A nice picnic, a jolly fine outing…
A fuck in the sunshine, her shouting
“Fuck! Fuck!” And his name…
How she screamed when she came!
And her sweet cunt, deliciously pouting.