“We’ll get married one day”… the old lie,
She thought, wiping herself, with a sigh.
Still, the sex was okay…
Quite enough, in a way…
And he loved her, he said… pigs might fly!
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Sore loser
She likes sex, but she might like it more,
If the men didn’t call her a whore…
And, like, make her do stuff
Kinda dirty and rough,
And her arse and her pussy get sore.
The commute
“I’d slept in… late for work… I was rushing…
No panties… no time!” she said, blushing.
“God! How to explain?
This cute guy on the train…
I got so hot, my pussy was gushing!”
Lateral thinking
When he came she said “Yuk!” and “Ah phooey!
This stuff is gross! Fishy and gooey…
Don’t go for the taste…
It would go less to waste
Bacon-flavoured maybe, and more chewy.
Pissed off
She at first tried to pay it no heed.
So… he wanted to watch when she peed?
A bit creepy, maybe…
Still, she thought, let him be…
But then, later… Shit! Where might it lead?
Tweet bloody tweet!
She was quite understandably bitter,
To find out the worst on damn twitter…
Kids tucked into bed…
Found a message that said
“Yo! @badguys. Just fucked my kids’ sitter!
Ripping yarn
The poor gin-sodden whore swayed and tottered.
Jack followed her, sickly besotted…
She stopped for a pee,
Where nobody could see…
And he finished her there, where she squatted!
Acquiescence
It would seem he would not be denied,
She’d refused, at least, anyway, tried…
And that being the case,
She thought, where’s the disgrace?
“If you must, then you may, sir,” she sighed.
Bad joke
She thought “This is a bit of a drag!”
Yes, she’d gone out to look for a shag,
And went home with this bloke,
Is he playing a joke?
I mean… what’s with the handcuffs and gag?
Gargantuan
The man fucks like some ravening beast!
She’s main course at his decadent feast…
But great fun, strange to say,
She thinks… in its own way…
And he has a big penis at least.