Nefarious

He’s been planning for ages, it seems…
Lots of dirty, nefarious schemes
To get into her pants,
Which the fool called romance…
“Fuck you, buster!” she says. “In your dreams!”

Shit occurs

He’d be dead, if a girl’s look could kill!
Fuck! he said. Shit occurs. Condoms spill…
Or get ruptured… and stuff…
It’s not good, fair enough,
But, like, go take a douche, babe. Just chill!